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Monday 31 Jan 2022

Welcoming In . . . 2022!

Saturday 01 Jan 2022

The Committee, Management Team and Players at Portland United Football Club would like to wish you all a Happy New Year. A Healthy New Year. A Safe New Year. A year keeping in contact with family, friends and neighbours. 2021 has delivered some difficult challenges for all non-league football clubs but we at Portland Utd FC are proud of the continued development of our youth pathway and our one club approach. We are starting off 2022 with two home fixtures – both kicking off at 3 pm – Mon 3rd v Hamworthy Utd (a local Dorset derby) and Sat, 8th Jan v Hythe & Dibden. Happy New Year!

See in 2022 in style with The Rock Apes!

Friday 31 Dec 2021

Guaranteed to be lively!! Tickets only – and limited – and already selling fast! Really fast! Please contact Hannah on 07729 714978. If you feel the urge to share this, visit the pages of Portland Utd FC or The Blues Social Club. Don't leave it too late and be disappointed!


Sunday 26 Dec 2021

Very sadly, in light of the current uncertainty, we have decided to postpone our annual Boxing Day charity game. We will reschedule the game for early spring, thereby still supporting The 3 Ells Trust.

Christmas Party - Free Entrance - featuring The Jolly Boys Outing

Saturday 18 Dec 2021

If you have yet to visit The Blues Social Club, this could be the evening to do so. Reasonable bar prices with the lovely Hannah and her team to serve you.

Enjoy an evening at The Blues Social Club with Darren Garnett

Saturday 04 Dec 2021

Darren is a UK wide Vocalist & Entertainer – with the sound of cool swing). Added to the opportunity to sample Hannah’s lush cuisine – just look at those desserts (and don’t think about the calories!) - what an evening. Our bar prices remain very, very reasonable – perhaps use this as your Xmas get together? Please share as much as possible by visiting Portland Utd FC or The Blues Social Club facebook pages.

Halloween Party - Hannah on 07729 714978 has been busy!

Saturday 30 Oct 2021

Friday's Halloween party has already sold out. Our lovely Hannah has been pestered and pestered and with so many folks interested, she is organising one for Saturday the 30th at The Blues Social Club

Portland Utd FC v Bournemouth FC

Saturday 30 Oct 2021

Following two away games, Portland Utd FC’s First Team are home for the next two Saturdays. 30th Oct will see Bournemouth FC, The Poppies, visit The Camp & Satherley Stadium. The weather is looking very positive - watch football from the pitch side with a hot beverage from the portacabin behind the goal. Don’t forget we are now offering reasonably priced and tasty burger or bacon rolls from the kitchen below the balcony – Portland Utd FC’s Pitch Side Café!! We will also be offering home-made, very tasty vegan burgers which have been given the seal of approval by the Portland Captain, Ryan! Alternatively watch from inside (or on the balcony) - with a pint. (Alcohol is NOT permitted outside of the clubhouse as per Wessex League rules.) Whilst there is a card machine upstairs in the bar, cash is needed pitch-side for entrance, raffle, programmes, hot food and teas/chocolate etc. Please remember to respect other people's space - covid19 is still very much an issue and unfortunately appears to becoming more of an issue! Meanwhile our Reserves will be taking on top of the Dorset Prem League table: Hamworthy Rec! Our U18s are also playing away (but not travelling too great a distance) as they take on Portland Panthers on The Grove Playing Fields on Sunday, 31st – ko at 2 pm.

You will not recognise The Blues Social Club!

Friday 29 Oct 2021

Hannah is so excited to actually be able to put on this party this year. From 6 pm to 9 pm - already a lot of interest. Please share as much as possible by visiting either The Blues Social Club or Portland United FC's facebook pages.

This is taking place this Friday at The Camp & Satherley Stadium

Friday 22 Oct 2021

Come and support the players - should be entertaining and all for a good cause. You can always watch from the comfort of the bar! The Hub is a staging post for other services such as our community allotment, fully fitted gym and wellness rooms, as well as offering drop in clinics and advice services from the mainstream charities and local government services.

Support our lads in Blue!

Saturday 16 Oct 2021

Our First Team are home again – another dry day on the Island (no, not referring to alcohol!). This time we are hosting Christchurch FC. As you can see, Excelsior Coaches are sponsoring the match in everyway possible. (Huge thank you to Excelsior Coaches for their generous support this season.) Excelsior Coaches are even adding prizes to our half time draw so worth thinking about buying a couple of extra raffle tickets!! Whilst there is a card machine upstairs in the bar, cash is needed pitch-side for entrance and raffle. Cash also needed for tea hut situated behind the goal for teas/coffees/ - also chocolate bars (if there are any left after Darbs has raided the tea hut!). Don’t forget we are now offering burgers and bacon in rolls from the kitchen below the balcony. Please remember to respect other people's space - covid19 is still very much an issue! Our Reserve Team travel to take on Wareham Rangers tomorrow and our U18s are also on the road (this time Sunday) when they travel to take on Lytchett Matravers Rangers (ko 2 pm).

This could be your only ‘cruise’ of this year!

Saturday 02 Oct 2021

For only £10 (£5 for 16 and under), which does actually includes the ferry crossing due to our Club Ambassador sponsorship, you can travel in style to the Isle of Wight and support our lads v The Yachtsman. Due to a touring caravan club in residence in our grounds (not on our pitch!); just in case our groundsman is reading this, the coach will be near the entrance to The Camp & Satherley Stadium. Unfortunately, this does mean though that no cars can be parked within the ground and will have to be left on the roadside. Cowes Sports FC’s admission is normally charged at £6 for adults, with concessions at £4 (15 yrs and under: £1). Setting off from Portland and stopping off at Underhill (just after 8.30 am), The Famous Old Spa (Dorchester Road) (8.45 am) and Dorchester Tesco Fountain Roundabout (9 am). Bring change – there will be a quiz and also a raffle! Please phone Vic to book giving your contact number and also where you would like to be picked up.